This hunk of hard timber can fall right on us any day!
Tree Man is going viral after this first tweet by @vickto_willy on May 29th.
This not a man, this a tree. pic.twitter.com/0rU95oBbxh
— la loba (@vickto_willy) May 29, 2017
The Twittersphere didn’t hesitate with filthy messages about this stiff hunk of hard wood.
Quentin just couldn’t stop fantasizing about taking down that massive timber.
— Quentin (@quentinnield) May 30, 2017
Then @vickto_willy found Tree Man! His real name is Danny Jones and he’s an Elite Athlete who is a towering 6’7″ and 265lbs. GAGGGGGGGGG! He’s an online fitness trainer who transforms normal bods into chiseled gods.
Here’s his @. Go plant some seeds ? pic.twitter.com/CCqARmpDaG
— la loba (@vickto_willy) May 30, 2017
Let’s take a moment to drool over the wonder that is Tree Man AKA Danny Jones.
Warning, you may get a woodie before you get to the end of this post.
Tree Man Danny Jones doesn’t need a ladder. He’s 6’7″!
Houses just weren’t made for Tree Man’s massive hunk of hard wood
He almost reaches the ceiling supported by two thick pieces of timber! Watch your head, Danny!
He loves posing in his undies and even gets a little cocky sometimes
Tree Man LOVES playing with his BIG BALLS.
Just look at the sizes of Danny Jones’ balls. Oh my!
Danny Jones loves cooking in the nude and showing off his big behind!
His sexy Butt is so big you could put a tea cup on it!
I mean look at that butt! Baby’s got back!
Danny Jones’ favorite tree-fuel is pizza, which he loves to eat naked.
A MASSIVE pizza for a massive Tree Man.
Oh, Danny, we’d love to see you make that face with your wood! Swoon!