Tree Man Danny Jones Is Giving Us Some Serious Wood

This hunk of hard timber can fall right on us any day!

Tree Man is going viral after this first tweet by @vickto_willy on May 29th.

The Twittersphere didn’t hesitate with filthy messages about this stiff hunk of hard wood.

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Quentin just couldn’t stop fantasizing about taking down that massive timber.

Then @vickto_willy found Tree Man! His real name is Danny Jones and he’s an Elite Athlete who is a towering 6’7″ and 265lbs. GAGGGGGGGGG! He’s an online fitness trainer who transforms normal bods into chiseled gods.

Let’s take a moment to drool over the wonder that is Tree Man AKA Danny Jones.

Warning, you may get a woodie before you get to the end of this post.

Tree Man Danny Jones doesn’t need a ladder. He’s 6’7″!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit

Houses just weren’t made for Tree Man’s massive hunk of hard wood

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He almost reaches the ceiling supported by two thick pieces of timber! Watch your head, Danny!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit

He loves posing in his undies and even gets a little cocky sometimes

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Tree Man LOVES playing with his BIG BALLS.

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Just look at the sizes of Danny Jones’ balls. Oh my!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit

Danny Jones loves cooking in the nude and showing off his big behind!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit

His sexy Butt is so big you could put a tea cup on it!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit

I mean look at that butt! Baby’s got back!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit

Danny Jones’ favorite tree-fuel is pizza, which he loves to eat naked.

A MASSIVE pizza for a massive Tree Man.

@dannyjonesfit

Oh, Danny, we’d love to see you make that face with your wood! Swoon!

Tree Man Danny Jones@dannyjonesfit