Would you rather have the world’s largest penis or a sex life?
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Size Queen alert! Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, the man with the world’s largest penis, coming in at an ass-splitting 18.9 inches (50 cm). You’d think that you’d be getting laid all the time with that baby elephant trunk, but you’d be wrong. Roberto doesn’t actually split any asses or give any eager mouths lock-jaw, because his massive claim to fame is more important than reducing his gargantuan little guy to a normal size. We’d say 13.5″ (34cm) or so would do 😉
“I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have,” he said. “I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognize this record.”
His punishingly large peter, a veritable third leg, is wrapped up in bandages and hangs below his knees. Doctors have advised him to do a penis reduction surgery, but Roberto insists on keeping his baby elephant trunk right where it is.
“We have advised him, ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your penis so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children’,” Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. “But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people.
Penis size is important in Latino culture and Roberto has apparently been a Size Queen since he was young. Doctors have concluded that he performed his own do-it-yourself ghetto penis enlargements in his teens by tying weights to his family jewels.
“Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick,” he says.
The World’s Naturally Largest Penis
The title of the world’s naturally largest penis goes to Jonah Falcon, a white American Jewish (yup, he’s circumcised) guy from San Francisco, who comes in at a jaw-breaking 13.5″! He was discovered by the TSA who thought that he had a bomb in his pants while being frisked at the airport!
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