Halloween is the ultimate gay holiday. It’s all about dressing up, having fun, getting smashed and finding who to undress.
Here’s a round up of our favorite gay Halloween costumes that will make your friends gag—even the ones without a gag reflex, you lucky bitches.
We’ve put together a list of your favorites and some new additions to get your creative costume juices flowing—and we hope those won’t be the only ones flowing come Halloween!
All-time gay favorite. You’ll see this skimpy masc-for-masc (until they open their mouth and a purse falls out!) costume return year after year. You’ll be sure to conquer some hearts if you can pull it off.
Make sure to wear underwear if you take the subway!
Works for couples too!
Both Tight Ends & Wide Receivers love this classic all-American costume.
Do it as a couple…
Or go as a team!
This is your best bet if you’ve waited until the last minute to get a costume and the lines at the Halloween store are out the door. Broken black frame glasses, suspenders and some fun boxer shorts are all that’s needed to complete the look. Classic. Effortless.
Still easy if you want to keep your shirt on.
Shirtless with tights and a mask- it’s a boy’s dream come true. Dress up as your favorite super hero or have all your friends dress up as different heroes for the perfect squad costume that will make the boys drool.
Or just all go in the same Superman costume.
Batman & Robin
It doesn’t get more gay couple’s costume than this! Use body paint to give it a sexy new twist.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Crime fighting and eating pizza has never looked so good! Go solo or bring three friends.
And still works great if you want to show a little less skin.
Get ready to douse those flames solo or with your fire-fighting friends.
Bonus points for a sexy helmet
Lock me up and throw away the key!
Or go as the cop from Reno 911. Classic camp!
Zombies have never looked so delicious.
Día de Los Muertos
Facepaint inspired by Día de los Muertos is sexy, fun and vibrant. Bonus points for flowers on your head.
Put on your mask and show off your Mexican fighting skills.
No, really, the mask is a lot of fun. Live your life!
Strappy Warrior Fantasy
You’re sure to conquer some hearts in this fierce strappy harness warrior chic look.
Sexy Mickey Mouse Costume
Oh, Mickey you’re so fine!
Future Warzone Ballerino
Get that tutu-warzone-helmet realness!
Paint your favorite costume right onto your sculpted bod. Go as a super hero…
Or just dripping in gold!
Who knew Darth was so sexy under all those layers?
Pizza Box – Perfect for Boys on a Budget
Sexy Boy Scout
Make sure to show off your Power Bottoming and Deep Throating merit badges that you worked so hard on!
Wonder Woman (Wobear)
Move over Gal Gadot, you have some fierce competition!
Get magical and dress up a fetish pink unicorn.
Sexy Space Cadet
If you’re the space cadet type (you know who you are) then grab your helmets and blast off to the closest circuit party.
Ash Ketchum (Pokémon Guy)
You’ll be sure to catch ’em all in this sexy Ash Ketchum costume. Besides, we know you’ve been playing Pokémon Go all summer anyway!
Pikachu & Ash Couples Costume!
Mario & Luigi
If we’re already talking about adorable couples costumes, a sexy Mario & Luigi couple is sure to turn heads.
Works for twinks…
Hot leather daddies.
And handsome guys that prefer to show less skin…
This gayed-up version of Sora, the main man in the Kingdom of Hearts video game series is sure to be the key to unlock even the nerdiest of hearts.
Analiese from How to Get Away with Murder
“Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?!”